1

Meet the Family 1

2

The Heist 5

3

Smurfs on the Prowl 13

4

The Party 29

5

CPS Comes Knocking 39

6

Kill Your Inner Negro! 49

7

The Negro Problem 57

8

Roadkill 69

9

A Clockwork Dyke 75

10

Billy Bob Meets Alex Jones 85

11

The Slant-Eyed Shooter 93

12

Felony Fights 101

13

Equal Rights 107

14

Christmas at the Hix 115

15

A Family Visit 123

16

The Hix go Blackface 131

17

Black History Month 139

18

Höss and the Jew 151

19

Billy Bob Goes Ballistic 161

20

Shoah Shenandoah 167

21

A Run for Mayor 175

22

White Power 1-2-3-4 185

23

Klansmen in the Ring 193

24

Sensitivity Training 199

25

Billy Bob Quits Cold Turkey 205
Epilogue 215